Sunday, May 27, 2007
'Last Tango in Spring Street' ... or ... 'I can't believe it 's "No Name Brando" butter. '
Vic Govt cracks down on ‘upskirting’
The Victorian Government is cracking down on the illegal practice known as “upskirting”.
There have been a spate of incidents in Melbourne of people caught filming and photographing underneath women’s skirts and dresses, including at this year’s Australian Open tennis championships.
‘Upskirting’ is already covered by laws against stalking and unauthorised intimate filming, but the Government is tightening the legislation to make it a specific offence.
Yeah well, here we were the other week. On the steep stoops of the Bracktorian Parliament House, the epicentre of this draconian legislamation. We're right down the bottom of the stoops. Red-hot upskirt angle. A couple of hot sorts perfickly framed. Autofocus given its head. WYSIWYG. What do I get? A pair of chastity belted 505 Levis and a neck to below knee hand-me-down Demis Roussos neo-Kamahlian kaftan. Not so much as a glimpse of an in olden days shocking stocking, let alone a Dr Scholl suspender belt.
Really don't know why I bother ...
... ‘cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no
‘cause you see I’m on losing streak
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say
I can’t get no, I can’t get no
I can’t get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction
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